We’d always believed the computer industry had no peer when it came to impenetrable acronyms and jargon, but we now discover that our business is a mere babe in arms in the inscrutability stakes – the crown has to go to the folk who write about the craft that ply our inshore waters: the front page lead in the October edition of Boating Business & Marine Trade News is headlined SBBNF AGM OK’s BMIF.