Business card filing cabinet – £12.99

Pretend you’re a giant and all your puny business partners are minions.
Wireless silent computer mouse – £19

Silent night, silent mouse. Awkward silences in the boardroom guaranteed to be way more awkward.
Microsoft ergonomic keyboard – £49.99

Office life can’t get much spicier than this, surely?
USB Fridge – £14.99

You’ll be one COOL employee…
USB cup warmer – £5.49

The USB really has revolutionised society.
Clip cup holders – £1

Why place that hot cup ON your desk, when you can have it hanging OFF your desk?
USB desk fan – £9.99

Remember summer? This will be an investment.
3D printing pen – £99

Quirky Contort Flexible USB Hub – £14.99

Bend me, shake me, any way you want me.

Become your own security boss with this portable shredder.